im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
Just fucked in his moms tanning bed. While it was on. Weirdest. Tan. Ever.
I walked into his room and he was naked with a half eaten pecan pie and a bottle of wine.
she tends to only attract lesbians and homeless men
i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
That's the 3rd time I've gone home with her and she passed out on me. I poured 6 boxes of cereal on her and left
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
THE SUPER HOT BARTENDER WHO LOOKS LIKE RYAN GOSLING JUST WALKED IN. BUT HE DOESNT EVEN WALK HE GLIDES. LIKE AN ANGEL.
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
He passed away peacefully doing what he loved to do best. Eating a pound of vodka gummy worms and failing at sex and the city trivia.
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
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