Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
you decided to have a spaghetti fight but then you got greedy and decided to eat it all.
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did that guy on the oscars really just tell me to text a dolphin?
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
Either he was jacking off or having a seizure next to me in bed. Either way, I was too lazy to help.
Mom said you looked used
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
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Promise me you won't have sex in my room
I can't promise you that, but I promise you that I'll try
Might want to in your tub tho. That thing is fucking huge.
As I'm trying to leave her house she shushes me and puts my hand on her boob, then goes back to sleep. In like 30seconds. What the fuck.
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
Not only is he funny, he had a REALLY big dick
He's old enough to be your father!
REALLY. BIG. DICK.
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