Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
We met on a dual walk of shame. It has to be love, we can't let that go to waste. I want to tell our children that story.
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
no more duck duck goose at the bar
he told me he didn't know whether he was gonna puke, pass out, or cum. i don't know if i should be flattered or offended.
I came so hard I burst a blood vessel in my eye. If i cant marry this girl, I'm gonna have to switch teams.
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
After we finish having sex, he smokes an honest to God pipe. It's like fucking a big, sexy Sherlock Holmes...
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
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