My eyes are so dilated i literally have night vision right now.
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
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i decided not to call her again when she started singing "goodbye my lover" as i was walking out the door..
I've come to realize sober is a rare time of the day.
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
she asked me to come back to her house where "hopefully her kids were asleep". that my friend is what i call a dealbreaker
I just had sex on a roof
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I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
I had a date last night. His dog threw up in his bed while we were having sex in it.
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