This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
i bet even starving children in Africa take the crust off their poptarts
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
just to let you know coffee and vodka was a bad way to start the day
Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
The dentist told me I have super glue on my teeth. I'm not blaming you I just want to know how that happened
We ran out of wine so we are trying the absinthe you brought over from Spain like 3 years ago. Please call me at noon tomorrow. If we die, its your fault
He fucked me so hard I might have to go to the hospital for internal bleeding
Can I have him when you're done?
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
I quit doing blow for him. If that doesn’t say “I’m in love with you and want to marry you” idk what does
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
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