who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
Got bored today and made list of places in apt I want to have sex. One includes opening and coming out the window.
If I die, please delete the word file entitled "Rainy Day"
I just hemmed my dress for halloween, never felt more like a man
If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
I made it with a guy dressed as Mitt Romney. I told him "you can't have my vote, but you can have my body"
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
Her tutu was on the floor and she wouldn't take off her crown. She kept saying you're fucking a princess!
It's ok, I did squats with my bottle of wine before I opened it. That counts as the gym since I won't be getting there haha
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
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