I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
Just puked in a mcdonalds cup while driving. Didn't even swerve.
It's alarming how good I'm getting at being productive at work on Thursday after Johnny Walker Wednesdays.
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
sometimes you just have to pull up your panties, blow a kiss to the security camera and walk out of the alley like nothing happened.
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
Crazy how fast a room full of drunk teenagers sober up when someone breaks his parents' new flat screen
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
My cab driver just suggested I brush my teeth because he can smell "the party" on me.
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
So right before she was about to give me head she tapped the tip and said "Is this thing on" I think I'm in love.
She took a six hour road trip with me so I could have revenge sex with my ex's brother. That is the definition of a best friend.
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