So i'm in mason getting an ultrasound.. and there are a bunch of hicks in here with their wild ass children and this one young mom yells at her kid "harley sit!"
You should introduce yourself as garth. As in garth brooks.
you were mass sexting so we took your phone away
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
He yelled at me to keep it in my pants and I replied with I will fuck your roommate as much as I please. Oops
I'm debating a nap but also debating breaking into the liquor cabinet
She told me she loves wine, but hates the mud butt the next day. Dude, way to much info on a second date.
I'm so glad you haven't fallen off any more yachts
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
Remind me to tell you about how I hit a tree with my car last night.
I'll be glad to.
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
No one can touch me, I'm made of fruit.
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