Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
So I have $4.22 in my bank account, just wrote a check for a tooth brush from quikmart, and bought a 25 cent condom from the bathroom. i don't know whats more sad, my bank account or the fact that i'm entrusting my entire future to a condom machine that was probably last filled in 1970
feel weird hangin out with you now that i've eaten your sister out
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
you said grace in the diner. 5am, drunk, grace. you thanked the man w the mushroom cut for the wonderful supply of screwdrivers
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
the coastal evacuation route ends at my vagina so you can just skip the bullshit and come over
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
How did you get him out of the shower last time?
Order Taco Bell and leave a trail of burritos leading to his bed.
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
Hey, before I head out, whats your policy on casual drug use and one night stands?
I'M HANGING OUT WITH THE DRUG DEALER UPSTAIRS JUST SO I CAN STEAL HIS WIFI PASSWORD, I HOPE Y'ALL LOVE ME.
The neighbor just poured gasoline on his 2 brush fires and proceeded to shoot Roman candles at them 🤔
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