Haha she couldn't find her dress in the morning. So she left it. How do the hell do I discreetly return that to her at work. More importantly, how did she discreetly do the walk of shame??
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
He said I came instead of I'm coming. I wonder if he noticed my state of confusion when I stopped blowing him.
Wasn't he an English major?
Have you ever made a sandwich from swedish fish and tortilla chips?
i woke up in the fire place with a lighter in my hand. if i would have died the night would have made up for it.
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
I decided I'm going to give him a celebratory fuck for his accomplishments. Knocked on his door, handed him some condoms and said "I'll be over tonight with sex and booze"
I want to be you.
I need to establish a pattern of dominance early.... I'm like a slutty Cesar Milan
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
I fell into a manhole last night, so there's that
" my drug dealer just stopped by and did an elmo impression for my 2 year old nephew."
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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