OMG MY MOM JUST ASKED IF I WAS GETTING PAP SMEAR TOMORROW VERY LOUDLY WHILE WE ARE STANDING IN A VERY PUBLIC LINE.
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
You were hopping up and down because you wanted only his strongest sperms to make it to the egg.
Darwin at his finest.
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this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
I talked a bachelorette party out of a 4 person bucket of long islands, and drank it by myself. Please call me a taxi. The fat brides maid just grabbed my cock
To the genius that put everclear in my humidifier: your time is coming.
That girl next to you randomly said that she fits into a queen sized pillow case
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Last night I passed a kidney stone as I came inside her. Worst. Experience. Ever.
I suggest absurd amounts of masturbation this weekend to build up the necessary calluses
I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
Can't be like "hey can you elaborate on this three year old tweet" can I?