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• (703): View more from Virginia

  i wish that every time i slipped on a sheet of ice i had the ability to recover with a michael jackson move

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• (612): View more from Minnesota

  I need to move out. I just walk of shamed my way into a family breakfast party. There's no response when grandma says "where you coming from in heels at 9AM?"

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• (519): View more from Ontario

  We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on

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• (513): View more from Ohio

  I just found a receipt from ace where I bought 1 lrg plastic funnel, 2ft of 1" plastic tubing, and a 48" toboggan sled. Thank you cashier #552 for letting that poor life decision happen.

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• (865): View more from Tennessee

  Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?

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• (443): View more from Maryland

  You can't be mad because the taco bell people like me and not you. I'm not the one that puked in front of them.

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• (812): View more from Indiana

  Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?

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• (580): View more from Oklahoma

  the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party

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• (215): View more from Pennsylvania

  THAT FUCKER WASTED TWO OF MY COLORED CONDOMS! HE DIDN'T EVEN FUCKING FINISH IN IT HE JUST SLAPPED IT ON AND WASTED IT!

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• (815): View more from Illinois

  Human centipede...with the teletubbies. That's what my nightmare had in it.

  (312): View more from Illinois

  I don't even want to know.

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• (610): View more from Pennsylvania

  This is my punishment for trynna have a festive time with a stranger. I always forget you can't get weird with one night stands

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• (618): View more from Illinois

  We had sex on a dog bed..

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• (847): View more from Illinois

  Totally just made a post sex emergency cupcake run. My life is awesome.

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• (630): View more from Illinois

  Being sober is no fun. Karaoke and not wearing pants are not socially acceptable things to do anymore and this depresses me.

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• (248): View more from Michigan

  Why is everyone judging me for telling the cat a bedtime story?

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