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  i want you now

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  you need to stop dating girls with the same name as your mother...or stop drinking so much...I don't want to see this

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• (818): View more from California

  my penis says it needs to be in something. my phonebook says its you

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• (410): View more from Maryland

  Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy

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• (985): View more from Louisiana

  There is a guy standing at my bar right now wearing an affliction SUIT. I can't wait on him.

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• (760): View more from California

  Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.

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• (818): View more from California

  Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks

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• (570): View more from Pennsylvania

  i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.

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• (519): View more from Ontario

  we found him in the shower with a bottle of jose saying "this is Mexico's fault"

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• (703): View more from Virginia

  She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.

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• (518): View more from New York

  I feel like college is just an experience in what names I can't name my future son.

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• (651): View more from Minnesota

  When he goes down on me, he stares me in the eyes like a shark mocking it's prey as it devours it. Plus, his beard smells like dirty gym socks. This has got to end.

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• (570): View more from Pennsylvania

  He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.

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• (978): View more from Massachusetts

  My sunday was babysitting three big, drunk, crying Swedes. Unless your day involved four or more giant drunk swedes I don't want to hear about it.

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• (330): View more from Ohio

  I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.

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• (208): View more from Idaho

  I think I just found my soul mate...he's wearing a zebra striped onesie and is into Michael Jackson...I'll explain in the morning.

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