Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
He just asked me if his big had a curved penis. Awkward? I think so.
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
I went out in the middle of the night to smoke my weed.. Didn't realize my dad was sitting on the patio doing the exact same thing..
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Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
I just watched a girl in the library pull a vodka bottle out of her bag. I think I'm going to give her my number.
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
The girl that works the front desk at my gym invited me and my friend to come see her Tuesday during her shift at hooters because its her birthday. I still have a boner
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Just walked into the bar to find a guy in a Boba Fett helmet leaning casually against the wall, texting. This night just got real.
I just don't know the best way to tell him I think I saw him in a porn. I mean I got off to it, isn't there some level of awkwardness there?
What am I supposed to say? "Hey remember last spring when I did an ergonomic assessment on your office, well here's an ergo for your dick."
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
I just thought I should tell you that I always know what you are doing. Everywhere. Every time. -Your loving Mother
you have 10 seconds to explain why the toilet is full of bread or its ALL GOING ON YOUR BED.
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