Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
I gave up sex with dolphins for you.
my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
i was gonna fuck her but then she started eatin sushi from her purse. i really need to raise my standards
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
One day, tell me please to stop buying shots when I'm overwhelmed. I might have just broken a tooth
I guess she was just worried I'd end up sleeping with you again
It's not too late to disappoint her you know...
I think it might be the guy sitting next to me. I've concluded he HAS to be smuggling insane amounts of onions in his wardrobe to smell like that
I need to start journaling my drunk thoughts. Drunk me is fucking brilliant & sober me is missing out.
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
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