i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
I've been at work for less than an hour and have pooped twice already. That's what happens when you start sleeping with your roommate and don't want to use the bathroom at home anymore.
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
I put cups full of chips next to every bed, couch, and toilet so that everyone could have a snack when they woke up....
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
Drinking Fireball means never having to say you're sorry. Unless its at you're arraignment.
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
A sexy devil squat down and peed in front of Tom Hanks from Castaway.
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
The party was Hollywood themed and I won an oscar for "finest ass in a leading role"
I can't tell if my roommate is crying or having sex and the fact that there's anime in the background is only making this more confusing
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
I'll give you another blowjob if you bring me some cake.
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