Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
Just spent the last of my lifesavings on (what i hope is enough of) alcohol. Hello summer.
Last night he tried to put me in their garbage can and then sprayed me with a fire extinguisher in their kitchen...that house is always interesting
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
If you end up at a gay bar on a tuesday night in steelers pjs, does that mean youve hit rock bottom?
For the record you were pretending you were in a rocket when you drove from wawa to your house. So like 2 minutes of me listening to you making rocket sounds over the phone lmfao
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
the raccoons are back...
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