8th day he invented the big mac, 9th he invented pop rocks, 10th day boobs.
I swear ... this hickey is a map to Amelia Earhart's whereabouts
I saw two morbidly obese women get winded after fighting over the last motorized wheelchair at Walmart
These are the moments in life you observe a force greater than us at work
I'm doing laundry in pjs and heels, home alone with my margarita bucket.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
I've had more jaegerbombs than I can count on 3 fingers
I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
What, I can't laugh at my sister being driven crazy by Facebook randomly assigning chat significance to the guy she lost her virginity to?
Just got the test results back; apparently I'm red-green colorblind. this explains the past 18 years of my life and i'm wondering why i didn't realize this sooner
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
His exact words: "I don't have anything you can't treat with antibiotics."
Ok well my life just seems more exciting by default because I'm dating my married boss and sexting with my ex
Just don't let me do two things: Beer bongs filled with vodka or shot competitions
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
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