I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
There's trophy wives that arent even in the 5th grade yet
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
Would it be in bad taste to ask Marky Mark to sign the vibrator I named after him?
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
just woke up in my car, in front of the bar. Took me 10 minutes to find my keys which were about 10 yards away in a bush. According to my phone records, I called my ex 14 times last night. Breakfast?
You have not lived until you've seen your mother stumble into the house with one shoe on mumbling incoherently about tequila cupcakes.
She's just so happy...and so naked.
Thanks be to the Goddess of Whores!! I straightened my bed before Ken got here. Found Calvin's boxers in the sheets!!!!
Are you wearing clothes?
Fuck no, who do you think I am
I sang Sweet Caroline with a homeless man and made him 25 bucks. Redbull vodka gives you wings!
Not gonna lie I just got drunk and started doing applications because I know I'm going into work tomorrow still drunk
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
Randomize
