did i by any chance text you anything about feathers last night?
you mean faeutihaers?
I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
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Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
Please stop using me as a reference for bail bondsmen.
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
People were staring and acting all judgmental and offended... Like they've never seen anyone breastfeed in a liquor store.
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I just had to kick out lesbian wedding crashers. They literally wanted to punch me. I threatened to call the cops so they went outside and smoked a joint.
So the guy I hooked up with during welcome week just tried to booty call me from across the lecture hall at 9am. I don't think he gets how this works...
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
My sobriety has gotten out of control. I think I need an intervention.
If you ever feel goofy just think of the fact that I just shaved the batman symbol into my pubes
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
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