I just peed or puked all or around my parjibgb lot.
parking. I am not drunk
come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
it was like eating out sand paper
I have a ginormous moral hangover. Strip club blues.
Def drinking wine from a 4 liter jug at 11 am. If i call you in 20 years talking about 12 steps, please trace is back to this moment.
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
Sitting in the library studying = googling how to get laid in the library.
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
Check your mailbox. I left a "sorry I didn't have time to suck your dick today" consolation gift.
So the guy I hooked up with during welcome week just tried to booty call me from across the lecture hall at 9am. I don't think he gets how this works...
I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
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