On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
so this chick screams out the name doug is bed..not to later do i find out doug is her vibrator
hello competition
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
Drag queen told me that I have the cheek bones to do drag. That's supposed to boost my moral.
i now officially have to be stoned in order to look like my passport when i go to a different country
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
I'm sending him pics of me in my new lingerie telling him to come over and when he gets here I'll have changed into like sweats and a 5 year old shirt with ketchup stains on it
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
My boss just texted me, clearly drunk, and said get down here pronto with a handle of rum, 50 lbs. of cold cuts, and a BB gun. This is not why I went to law school.
Say whatever the fuck you want about me, but leave my deceased cat out of it.
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
Help. Why am I so naked?
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