During sex he started singing that song in Forgetting Sarah Marshall--"Inside of You"--by Russell Brand
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
he bonged a 1/5 of jack and came back an hour later blacked out with a legitimate chicago firemans helmet
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
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almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
the thought 'we cant do it, we're in a public place' crossed my mind, and then I realized he's succeeding if he's trying to domesticate me.
elevator sex. pronto.
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
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Everyone heard you having sex but I just told them you were having a nightmare.
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!