I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
you left your shoes but remembered to take your vodka. i see where your priorities are.
I didn't know how to tell her I was too busy getting stoned and making a baked potato to meet up and finish our group project.
There is a pube in my fucking eyeball
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
Dad and I are shitfaced screaming at Canadians in Walmart. Life is good.
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
A big thanks to that bride-to-be, Her fiance and his loaded friends will forever hold a place in my heart for the generous tequila body shots on the couch at Henry's.
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
I don't think I've ever been sadder than the way I feel when I finish my meal while I'm high
My disney ticket is covered in lube, do you think they will accept it?
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
You woke up, looked straight at me and screamed "fuck barbara streisand!" and passed out again
Randomize
