Dude, I couldnt get it up cause she said her parents were home...
ok, come over...I have doritos
Ok never mind. Thought i pooped my pants for a second. False alarm.
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
Now that we have successfully procreated, I need to know we are on the same page. Please tell me you are aware that there are whole seasons of our lives that our child can NEVER be made privy to.
We should probably write this down. That's a shit load of shit.
So which one of you fuckers changed my backgrounds while I was passed out to me holding a chicken like the statue of liberty?
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
He told me to be a woman and make him dinner. So I threw a bagel at him and went out to dinner.
He referred to his penis as "The Purple Headed Yogurt Slinger." I'm both disgusted and turned on
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
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