so then you were screaming "GIVE ME KELVINS!" and heating things up in the microwave and no one knew what you wanted
Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
the moment we started interpretive dancing last night wouldve been a good time to stop drinking.
I'd say I'd distract him, but I lose my psychic powers when guys get girlfriends. And by psychic powers I mean taking off my top.
Dont make this weird.... I was wondering if I could paper mache a few of your dildos this weekend?
I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
The guy who said he's gonna suck your butthole till your face caves in is at Maggie's
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
Gary just stuck his dick in his Guinness. I can't even make this up
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
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