I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
I have to start avoiding pregnant women. This is getting out of hand.
one should ask oneself what kind of lifestyle one is leading when one finds a handprint of semen on their pillow the next day.
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
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Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
We have a tower of vodka coming. OF VODKA
He was dressed in a pink dressing gown feeding people ketamine from a plastic sword he called Excalibur. how was your Monday?
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
I just got into the cab. It smells like weed and the driver looks like someone who may or may not be really talented at playing the saxophone. He also asked me my thoughts on porn when I told him I'm an actor. I might not make it home.
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I got dressed on his front steps, peed on his neighbors lawn, then did a shoeless walk of shame home at 5am...
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
I have not brushed my hair. I'm wearing a yoga hoodie. I look like I slept in a gutter somewhere. Today is going to be a good day.
The only joy I have here is being able to shit with the door open.
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
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