Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
i just got arrested. apparently dont move means dont move.
Mango Malibu should win a nobel peace prize
I just saw a hobo ride by on a unicycle. Good day.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
On the back of that comment, I've formed a theory that as a result of my brainwashing your drunk self actually believes that beards are your calling.
At some point during thanksgiving the image of me pooping on ur moms chest will come to you. Your welcome!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Please don't mistake my med student status for responsibility. I'm drinking tequila while studying vascular surgery techniques.
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
Oh you have the munchies, Dad? That's great and congratulations on the weed but STOP EATING MY APPLE PIE
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
Wait what do you mean I BOUGHT A FUCKING HORSE LAST NIGHT?!?!
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