honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
We video chatted for almost two hours. But I woke up with puke on my keyboard. The question of the day: were we still chatting when I vommed? No idea.
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
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Have you come up with a team name for the beer pong tournament on Saturday?
We can be the stepdads. If anyone asks why say because we beat you and you hate us.
I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
I am not apologizing for rubbing my balls on your leg...that is a risk you take when you come out to the bar with me
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Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
this is a preemptive text before you call me freaking out: i have your keys and your car is parked safely a block down from your apartment.
you are a goddess
yeah she's crazy. she fought a possum in my alley because it was "being a cagey little cunt"
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
Jarrod's passed out on the chair with a cup of milk and I've been staring him down in an attempt to use telepathy to make him spill it. Attempts unsuccessful.
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