He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
I told him I'm not paying rent anymore because he's seen my boobs.
you were sleeping on the floor, then you woke up and told me you were not comfy enough. You took the carpet in the bathroom put it in the bath and you slept there.
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
When did our fuck buddy relationship, turn into me babysitting his dog?
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
I never turn down an adventure. My life is like a sexual Lord of the Rings.
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
He couldn't undo my bra. He ended up breaking the clasp he clawed at it so long. We met on Tinder for God sake
I just ate broccoli before drinking. Does that make me a responsible adult?
I wasn't talking about him I meant his penis! Its not a pet
Oh. Well it should be. I like petting it.
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