what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
He sent me a video of himself jacking off. I am not kidding.
WTF??? Isn't he married??
Yeah but his wife is at a birthday party and I guess he's bored. LOL
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
I told her the maid must have stolen all my condoms. She bought it
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
Lost my virginity dressed as catwoman. He was dressed as batman. Glad I waited.
I asked him why the bed was wet and got.."well there are two options... and its not you."
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
All I remember is the bartender saying your sucking them down and waking up on the floor in my underwear
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
Bank just called....we left my debit card in the ATM last night.
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
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