its like randi wears special contacts, but instead of colors they make her eyes say "I want cock"
Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
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Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
Why doesn't the washer have a puke setting?
I just remembered that he had fake blood all over his face last night. I woke up with it all over my dick. He was 50. Please don't judge me.
I found all these half eaten mandarin orange on the ground and the bruises on my neck are definetely not hickies
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I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
You have talents. You got me laid two weekends in a row in two different cities.
Just want the two of you to know, I went to a golf tournament today. Respectable, expensive… Flipped the golf cart. Seriously, I'm 40. What the fuck?
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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