Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
You said that we had to leave the party together and proceeded to repeat the "ducks fly together" speech from The Mighty Ducks word for word. Soon the whole party was quite and started chanting quack..quack...quack..
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
Just mindlessly walked into the mens bathroom. My vagina has now become its own independent being, looking for penises. I'm just along for the ride.
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
All I I know is that there's 2 new contacts in my phone. Drunk Backdoor and Gayass Handshake. Thanks, Jameson.
But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
I was drunk while I accepted my job offer. Here's to growing up.
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
I am never drinking with the goths again.
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
I should've known a straight guy wouldn't know all the words to Moana
He showed his fake to the cop and was like "does the coloring look off to you?"
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