Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
i'm lost and i look like a hooker
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
Decided against hooking up with creepy stalker guy for a ride to work. I feel I've earned a few self respect points back.
So i think i'm going to frame my summons tickets and give them to dad as a christmas present...
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
Fuck my life, there's a fry in my vagina.
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
Best walk of shame ever. Wearing a bright purple onesie, covered in smudged childrens make up, carrying my shoes and 1/4 sac of goon. I swear every house I walked past had an elderly couple watering their garden just to watch me
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
I hummed the theme from jaws while she was taking the pregnancy test....needless to say she was not pleased
Do you know why I slept in the yard last night?
You said you watched the lion king stoned and had to do it for simba.
Pride rock will get you every time.
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
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