he kept looking at my chin until i asked why, then he just said he was making sure his balls didnt leave a mark.
I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
the gays at disneyland are vicious
You had me at "mimosas" several texts ago.
If I have to strap one on and give it to you good, you will not die revirginated. That's friendship.
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
The tequila covers up the fact that the choco liquor tastes like sadness.
So now I know what having sex while surrounded by chickens feels like.
I have to choose between charging my phone or my vibrator. This is bullshit.
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
PANTIES FOUND
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