whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
I can't believe im sexting my roommate. This is really what my life has come to
When you started Hi-fiving people I knew u were fucking gone. You slapped some dude on the shoulder when he wouldn't hi-five you and he asked if he even knew you
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
I'm sitting outside your room listening for sex noises eating pepperoni...slowly
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
Then he rubbed shampoo all over my arm and shouted, "Garnier FUCK THIS."
The problem I'm having with looking for jobs while drunk is reading is really hard
Everyone is coupling up and I'm just excited the bartender gives me enough attention to order more shots.
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
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