i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
and she was petting her beer can
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
I couldnt bring myself to steal alcohol from my dead grandma
So my dad just walked in on me with the same girl twice in 3 nights. I told him if he wants to see her tits to adleast admit it. All he did was smirk.
She thinks I come over for the sex, but I really come for the snacks.
My bed smells like stale sex...I want it to smell like fresh sex, I miss you.
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
I was sat at the table waiting with a glass of wine reading my book and the hotel staff gave me a goldfish in a bowl and said 'heres your date for the night' !
I just had to explain why I ate a whole quart of mac and cheese before 8am. Not a good start to the day
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