just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
Her friend drew me a diagram of how we could get away with her giving me a blowjob at work.
But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
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I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
oh god my hair smells like rotten vegetables, sweat, and tequila. I wanna party with your neighbors every night.
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He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
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We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
Got drunkdialed by my estranged mom while wallowing in pinkeye drinking 100 proof eating ramen alone. Year summed up perfectly.
He used pronouns for his penis while sexting. I don't know what I did to deserve this.
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!