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I'm at work and it's 1:30. I need a beer. is that bad?

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Welcome to every minute of my life.

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(502): I'm at work and it's 1:30. I need a beer. is that bad? (1-502): Welcome to every minute of my life. http://tfl.nu/dbgu

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(904): View more from Florida

Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.

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(904): Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass. http://tfl.nu/z3do

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(775): View more from Nevada

He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.

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Restraining orders are what college is about.

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(775): He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it. (856): Restraining orders are what college is about. http://tfl.nu/sfmu

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(843): View more from South Carolina

she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".

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(843): she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights". http://tfl.nu/6efw

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(985): View more from Louisiana

He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"

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(985): He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it" http://tfl.nu/q1ud

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(201): View more from New Jersey

It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.

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(201): It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name. http://tfl.nu/d1cf

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(918): View more from Oklahoma

Turns out Woolite can get the cum stains out of her moms couch.

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(918): Turns out Woolite can get the cum stains out of her moms couch. http://tfl.nu/cew3

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(713): View more from Texas

We are so drunk I just let him piss between my legs on the toilet. That's love.

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(713): We are so drunk I just let him piss between my legs on the toilet. That's love. http://tfl.nu/9dmy

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(217): View more from Illinois

I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?

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(217): I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high? http://tfl.nu/4i2m

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(206): View more from Washington

second attempt at shower sex: failed after the water turned orange bc of a fire up the street. this is just not meant to be

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(206): second attempt at shower sex: failed after the water turned orange bc of a fire up the street. this is just not meant to be http://tfl.nu/jh2s

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(925): View more from California

I was mixing candy canes and coors light and was in a great place.

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(925): I was mixing candy canes and coors light and was in a great place. http://tfl.nu/fozt

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(925): View more from California

I was informed that last night we held hands while puking on the curb outside the bar.

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We just have a real special relationship.

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(925): I was informed that last night we held hands while puking on the curb outside the bar. (1-925): We just have a real special relationship. http://tfl.nu/gnex

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(925): View more from California

Pretty sure the purpose of joining wine clubs isn't to drink the 2 bottles they send you each month IN THE SAME NIGHT.

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(925): Pretty sure the purpose of joining wine clubs isn't to drink the 2 bottles they send you each month IN THE SAME NIGHT. http://tfl.nu/tojt

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(858): View more from California

I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though

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(858): I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though http://tfl.nu/pek1

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(215): View more from Pennsylvania

Instead of a hangover my body just feels like shame

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That is a hangover

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I would prefer a headache

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(215): Instead of a hangover my body just feels like shame (267): That is a hangover (215): I would prefer a headache http://tfl.nu/ewcu

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