Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
I just had to blow my nose on a mcdonalds receipt in my car. Its time to stop doing coke.
I already wrote the apology to my liver. He knows whats up
I wish there was an emoji to express our Eskimo Brothership
BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
According to my snapchat story, I tore a fake wig off a security guard and ran away with it.
the next thing I knew, I was on the floor of a Tim Hortons bathroom in Canada.
I just wanted a bootycall and now somehow I'm at his parents playing dominoes. But they have tequila so it's cool
No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.
If waffles and beer don't scream "fuck me!" then I don't know what else to do.
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
If there's someone that knows accidental pantlessness, it's Mike.
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