where are you
in your bedroom
how did you get in
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
you covered his dog in toothpaste. safe to say hes not gonna call you.
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Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
Why do i feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear?
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
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I found where he bartends and I guarantee you that in approximately nine months from this Friday, you will have a niece
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
OK... But I need to shower first because I'm covered in stuff I definitely shouldn't have slept in
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!