reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
So I was just looking through the calendar on my phone seeing what day new years was on & on dec 31st at 9am it says "nude champagne toast". Guess we have to do it.
Talking her gay man friend into dancing with me officially makes me the world's best wingman. ever.
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
How is it I was the last to know everyone calls me tig ole bitties? Did y'all have a meeting about this that I wasn't invited to?
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
Were you rubbing your penis on me while I slept? I smell like penis.
Made out with a chick in front of a girl I'm banging and successfully reDENNISed her within 9 hours
You're 34. You can't make guys wait till the third date anymore. Step it up!
I've washed my hands three times and it still smells like Astroglide.
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
Think I was still drunk when I woke up cause I went and bought a mandolin
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
Do you remember what happened last night? All I could find we're phone numbers of strip clubs in Detroit. Did we go to Detroit?
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