Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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Do you think I threw out my left shoulder during the keg stand or the stripper pole? It's medically relevant my chiropractor wants to know.
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
It is unclear if my flaming esophagus is hangover induced.
Gay bathhouses. They're actually a thing. So god does exist. And he doesn't hate me as much as you think he does
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It's very rude to dive mouth-first into someone's crotch without knowing if their wife is cool with it.
THERES A BEAVER CHASING ME, ANGRY BEAVERS IS FUCKING REAL DUDE
I felt like I needed to shower with a Mr. Clean Magic Eraser.
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
Nows a good time to tell him. Just be like "yeah, I used to bang her too and it didn't work out for us either". He'll understand.
Why did I wake up with a half-eaten burrito and a vaccuum cleaner in my bed? ...on top of me.
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