But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
I'm so over stopping myself from talking about my sexual experiences in front of children.
She said "You blew my mind last night." and I said "nah, I just blew my load." and her mom heard.
so i used to love airports for the escalators... now its the bars... then the escalators after the bars
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
Is it socially acceptable to order two burrito bowls?
anything's socially acceptable if you do it with enough confidence
I just woke up wearing the O-ring from my dildo harness as a bracelet. Classy.
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
You took motorboating me in public to a whole new level. You poured your beer down my top and LAPPED IT UP.
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
i told someone my fallback plan was to be a slutty bartender and i needed the practice as i straddled them to pour a shot
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
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