Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
oh right, i forgot that not everyone has a go-to blowjob
i just remembered last night waiting for you to pick me up wearing my bra on my head to protect me from the rain
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
There's a stripper banging on the door demanding to see you.
I know. I know. The man who pulled me from my mother's womb was the same man who had his fingers in my vagina today. My life is a joke. I don't know how to feel about this.
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
I am a figure skater. You should know better than to let me get drunk near any patches of ice during Olympics season.
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
And I must've sleep walked to the fridge cause when I woke up, there I was, balls deep in a fudge pop.
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
Apparently I was walking around with a slice of bread and wine saying, "Jesus would have wanted this." 🙄 🍞🍷
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
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