The maid of honor just puked.
tell ils to like buy her flowers and like a balloon that says, sorry I tried to fuck your sister. I think hallmark makes some of those cards too.
Lady GaGa only went backwards in convincing me she's not a man at the VMAs.
Apparently throwing up on your own cape is still a party foul
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she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
I can't believe im sexting my roommate. This is really what my life has come to
Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
This is like the time you took a picture of your knees and told him it was your tits, isn't it?
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
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You fucked a stripper on your sisters friends blow up mattress. The least you could do is wash the sheets.
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
So apparently it wasn't anything really bad, it's hemorrhoids. Which is the medical word for butthurt. I actually have ass ointment.
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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