so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
The sign in front of ihop says "designated drivers get half off their order"
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How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
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I don't need my coworkers thinking I'm a nutcase.
You gift wrapped a tampon.
Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
You called his parrot a seagull, a pigeon and a rat with wings, and told it to go eat Cheetos out of a dumpster.
Mark my words I will never date another cop again. I don't care if he's JESUS.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
Umm I might be late. Also I am may or may not have mayonnaise on my ass
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