I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
This girl wants me to lick her pits
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
I woke up 25 minutes ago and have been high for 20. Impressive?
I told you penises don't tan
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Before you ask, yes. Whatever you're wearing IS too slutty for his mom's funeral.
she was rubbing her elbow against the fish tank and laughing hysterically then she said I'M THEIR FISHY GOD and watched harry potter
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
Idk who invented dominoes cheese steak pizza but I wanna lick their balls
He pushed a skinny white blonde out of the way just to tell me "you have the finest ass, like ever."
I have never loved a nerdy white boy this much.
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I just threw up birthday cake.. who's birthday was it?
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
I've only fucked to 2 Fleetwood Mac songs, that must be why my life feels so empty.
We're gonna have to check the security cameras after last night