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• (904): View more from Florida

  He had a number 3 tattooed on his penis. And when I asked what it meant, he said " you know like dale earnhardt, the intimidator".

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• (920): View more from Wisconsin

  Yelling drunk tank or bust at a cop, not a good idea

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• (402): View more from Nebraska

  Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.

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• (651): View more from Minnesota

  Had to crawl to the kitchen this morning cuz I was too hung over but really wanted fruity pebbles. yes. I ate fruity pebbles on the kitchen floor.

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• (316): View more from Kansas

  Never backflip into an above ground pool. I think the gash will be smaller by Monday though.

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• (317): View more from Indiana

  Apparently from about 3-5AM I was consoling that crying stripper about her life choices.

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• (845): View more from New York

  just woke up under a car ? That's odd

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  Holy fucking shit

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  WAIT BUT IM WEARING A BACKPACK THAT MAGICALLY HAS 30 BEERS IN IT

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• (724): View more from Pennsylvania

  Also can you rate on a scale of zero to jesus restraining order christ how creepy it is that he found a porn star that looks like me and has watched all the porn that she's been in

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• (815): View more from Illinois

  It would have to be recorded, because that sex tape would be humanity's primary evidence of miracles

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  We should get Al Michaels to provide commentary for it.

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• (512): View more from Texas

  Also one of my neighbors is blasting "pumped up kicks" and possibly butchering some chickens

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• (231): View more from Michigan

  You straight up wore me out. This should be a proud moment for you. It's almost like my penis is asking for a timeout. But not really

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• (209): View more from California

  Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol

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• (775): View more from Nevada

  He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand

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• (563): View more from Iowa

  I'd love you more if you were covered in hot cheetos

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• (847): View more from Illinois

  If y'all wanna know how far the apple fell from the tree I'm sexting during Easter service. Mom would be so proud 😳

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