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• (315): View more from New York

  he saw my "i like bacon" magnet on the fridge and i told him how much i love meat, then we started making out

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  what a beautiful fairy tale

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• (256): View more from Alabama

  I told my ex i loved him and then he sent me a picture of this girl laying on his bed.

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• (860): View more from Connecticut

  there comes a time in a mans life when you ask yourself, will i fake love for blowjobs? and the answer is always yes

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• (812): View more from Indiana

  ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one

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• (503): View more from Oregon

  I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006

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  Just woke up and my doorbell is on my nightstand... the fuck?

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• (360): View more from Washington

  This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.

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• (651): View more from Minnesota

  It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.

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• (318): View more from Louisiana

  At what point do you think my baptist preacher of a father will clue in that my brother "bringing a foreign exchange student" for thanksgiving means "bringing his european boyfriend and they'll probably fuck every night" for thanksgiving?

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• (+44): View more from United Kingdom

  I've had more jaegerbombs than I can count on 3 fingers

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• (306): View more from Saskatchewan

  a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes

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• (919): View more from North Carolina

  Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.

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• (+44): View more from United Kingdom

  There are no winners in a lube eating competition.

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• (714): View more from California

  Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy

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  He wasn't prepared for it

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• (701): View more from North Dakota

  If those panties could talk.

  (407): View more from Florida

  "Once upon a time, Jenny got chlamydia from a magician. The end."

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