You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
He turned me down because he was still doing his taxes.
I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
Have you asked your drug dealer if he wants to see harry potter with you?
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The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
No. Mother. Fucking. Jello shots. Just no. I'm not falling into that trap again.
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
Dude, you flipped off a cat from my balcony and yelled at it to get a house
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
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Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
someone stole my phone at the bar last night, naturally, it led to me waking up in the bartender’s bed
A world without bacon flavored condoms is not one I want to live in.
So do I get points for screwing my recently single ex boyfriend and then telling him to go fight for his ex back?
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