Why is it that every time I type the word "give" my phone spells out HIV?! You know how many people i've told I want to HIV them something!
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
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well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
My brother just put in eyedrops to talk to my mom on the phone
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
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It's my coworker's last day party and I'm the one who ended up shitfaced on the train with half a bottle of belvedere in my bag.
Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
I asked him why I was having sex with him in the middle of having sex. It was sufficiently awkward.
You think that was bad? One time my parents found my sister half naked on top of the four runner in the garage. She makes me look like the good child.
I'm so stoned. We're making Josh's sister bake us brownies. She's so small and pixie like. Her brownies make me cry tears of happy.
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