I look better un-naked...
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
party gras won. party gras always wins.
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
I'm stoned and just shared 4 cookies with this chicks dog
They're raisins though so they're healthy. No worries.
Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
so my mom thinks I'm picking you up just to go buy you liquor before you go back to school tomorrow...
I'm ashamed that your mom thinks I haven't already taken care of that.
Just saw a guy I fucked in a clown suit in the bar. It's not Halloween. I have got to start making better life decisions.
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
Nope we are at the ER my brothers crazyass neighbor kinda stabbed him in the neck. He's gonna be fine.
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
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