Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
Do they take checks?
Did you really just ask me if you could write a check for a DRUG DEAL?
So currently I have a block of cheese duct taped to my air conditioner in lieu of a fridge.
I really need to get laid. I'm telling at least 10 girls that I love them tonight.
Odds are at least 1 out of those 10 girls will be as crazy as you and will be into it.
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
My dog got laid yesterday. Some lady came over with her husky to breed. He did it like a champ. I was so proud
I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
Afternoon delight is playing while I take a shit at mcdonalds
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
I went to smoke a bowl and realized that my lighter is out and there's still frozen blueberries in my bong... I need to reevaluate my life...
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
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