Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
if drunk means calling me and asking to borrow the game of life at 2am then I think you were drunk
No gay bar. My eyemake up looks like sex and Im using these dick daggers of mine tonight.
You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it.
He didn't call me beautiful but he came in less than five minutes so same thing, right?
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
By far the fardest thing to do drunk is open a band aid
He came back with a Butterfinger and vibrator batteries. There's no refusing him now.
I fell asleep while eating jimmy johns last night and then woke up at 5am and continued to eat it
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
one of my coworkers asked me if I was PMSing today...... excuse me sir, but it is none of your business as to what my uterus is or is not doing right now. fucker.
and yea, I'm PMSing.
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
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