Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
he was screaming in a recently acquired accent that he paid for delivery and they could cancel the entire order if they didn't come upstairs
I thought you said it was going to get worse not hilarious.
the delivery boy turned out to be my students mother. now she knows that i have incredibly low standards AND thanks to the fact that he still has dialup the pizza tracker was way off and she rang the bell and he answered mid bong rip.
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
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He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
Won't anyone wonder why I'm mute, bald, and wearing an eye patch?
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
Just warning you the last time I had captain Morgan I gave a blow job to a guy that looked like Jesus.
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I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
I swear going to your house is like going to a strip club, no matter what happens I get glitter on me.
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
There are flour footprints all over the house. Either u guys are trying to pull that Paranormal Activity shit on me again, or u got drunk and tried to make pancakes.
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
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