i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
So we tried to 69 with him on top. NEVER TRY IT. His balls were in my eyes and it was terrifying.
he had to chose between the booze and condoms
what did he choose?
the booze, then looked at me and said, plan b is free right?
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
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Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
Had a dream that you were held at gun point. But I killed the guy. Then we embraced in the biggest hug while everyone around us clapped... Kinda how I imagine our wedding...
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I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
You're 34. You can't make guys wait till the third date anymore. Step it up!
I was blacked out when we met, so basically this will be a blind date.
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
I'M GOING TO DIE ALONE WITHOUT ANYONE PRETENDING TO BE A MARRIED COUPLE WHILE DRUNK AT A MALL WITH ME
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
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