Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
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I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
remind me to get a blood sugar test this week. I'm pretty sure I'm a mojito away from diabetes.
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
Thank God I didn't lose my virginity to that asshole. That woulda been like winnin a raffle ticket for a free bag of dog shit. But with like a really pretty bag. A pretty bag full of dog shit.
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
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GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
Wearing rip off pants to a booty call last night was one of my most brilliant ideas ever.
Sext me about skeletons
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
i had sex with a girl named after a fruit last night and it was the best thing to happen to me in 2020
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