we're blogging at a bar
were not allowed back there because i puked on the waitresses foot while trying to order another round. for myself.
I just five second ruled a donut I dropped at starbucks, everyones staring
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
Please stop leaving drunk voicemails with your new black/Irish accent.
Hey remember that time you called a woman a "man in a dress" and then threw up in a drinking fountain?
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
It's like everything I need in life within a five block radius: booze, toilets, dogs, dicks.
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
Its a good night when you get to makeout with a cowboy
The shitshow that was last night is the gift that just keeps on giving
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
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