That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
for future reference mormans are hard to crack but they give fucking amazing hand jobs.
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
dude, apparently i tried to force feed my grandma bananas last night.
Dude. I am seriously trying SO hard not to be amused by Honey Boo Boo. But the fact is, she just got a mani pedi with her gay uncle Poodle, and he got a discount because he only has nine toes, and I am ALL IN.
Ran into my neighbor that's always crying. I wonder if she's like; "I ran into my neighbor who's always playing with her vibrator?"
If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
GO AHEAD, BITCH, GLARE AT MY WAFFLE ONE MORE TIME. I WILL FUCK YOU UP.
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
The party invite said "this ain't no lame stoplight party, you come to hookup or you don't come" I feel like their honesty deserves out attendance
Not to mention having our pick at the ensuing sausagefest
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
I'm handling the NHL draft worse than getting dumped this week
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